Let’s Talk About Accessories, Shall We?
Look, I’ve been in this industry for 22 years. I’ve seen trends come and go, and honestly, most of it’s just noise. But accessories? Accessories are where people really mess up. And I’m not gonna sugarcoat it.
I remember back in ’03, I was working at Vogue with this intern, let’s call him Marcus. Sweet kid, but he had no clue. He accessorized a simple black dress with a choker, a bracelet, a ring, and these massive earrings. I looked at him and said, “Marcus, what are you doing?” He said, “Editing accessories is an art, Ms. Thompson.” I told him, “No, it’s math.”
And that’s the thing. People think accessories are just… extras. But they’re not. They’re the punctuation in your outfit. And if you’re using too many, or the wrong ones, you’re basically writing a novel with no paragraphs.
Less Is More, People
I can’t stress this enough. Less is more. I had lunch with a friend last Tuesday, and she was wearing three necklaces, two bracelets, and these huge hoop earrings. I mean, it was too much. I told her, “You’re not a walking Christmas tree.” She laughed, but I was serious.
You know what I love? A simple silver bracelet with a delicate chain necklace. That’s it. No earrings. Just those two pieces. It’s subtle, it’s classy, and it’s not screaming for attention. (Which honestly nobody asked for but here we are.)
And Now, a Word About Rings
Rings are a whole other story. I had a colleague named Dave who wore, like, 12 rings on one hand. I asked him, “Dave, what are you doing?” He said, “I like rings.” I told him, “I like pizza, but I don’t eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.”
Look, if you’re gonna wear rings, keep it to two or three. And make sure they’re not all the same metal. Mix it up. A silver ring, a gold ring, maybe a rose gold one if you’re feeling fancy. But for the love of God, don’t wear them all at once.
Oh, and Let’s Not Forget About Bags
Bags are another thing people get wrong. I was at a conference in Austin last month, and I saw a woman carrying this massive bag. It was like a suitcase. I mean, what were you thinking? You’re not going on a trip. You’re going to work.
I like a small, structured bag. Something you can carry over your shoulder, not something you need a forklift for. And for the love of all that’s holy, don’t match your bag to your shoes. That’s a thing people used to do in the ’90s, and honestly, it’s time to let it go.
A Quick Digression About Socks
Okay, I know this isn’t about accessories, but I have to say something about socks. I saw a guy the other day wearing these crazy, colorful socks with a suit. I mean, what is this, the ’80s? I get it, you’re trying to be trendy, but there’s a time and a place. And that time is not with a suit. And that place is not the office.
Socks should be simple. A solid color, maybe a subtle pattern. But nothing too wild. You’re not a walking art gallery. You’re a professional. Act like it.
Back to Accessories: The Rule of Three
Here’s a rule I live by: the rule of three. You should never wear more than three accessories at once. And by accessories, I mean pieces that are actually noticeable. A watch counts. A bracelet counts. A ring counts. But a simple chain necklace? That doesn’t count.
I had a client once who wanted to wear a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, and earrings. I told her, “That’s four. You need to choose.” She said, “But I love all of them.” I said, “I love pizza, but I don’t eat it for every meal.”
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Look, I’m not saying you need to follow every little trend out there. But there are some things that are just common sense. Like, if you’re wearing a statement necklace, don’t wear statement earrings. It’s like wearing two neckties. It’s just… yeah.
And for the love of all that’s holy, don’t wear a choker with a high-neck top. You’re not a vampire. You’re a human being. Act like one.
I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture. Accessories are important, but they’re not the be-all and end-all. They’re the cherry on top. And if you’re putting too many cherries on your sundae, you’re doing it wrong.
So, next time you’re getting ready, take a step back. Look at yourself in the mirror. And ask yourself, “Do I really need all this?” Chances are, the answer is no.
About the Author: Sarah Thompson has been a senior editor at various fashion publications for over two decades. She’s seen it all, and she’s not afraid to tell it like it is. When she’s not writing, she’s probably eating pizza or telling people to take their accessories off.
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